The Boss: Your performance this year was 'fair'.
But I'll raise your appraisal to "excellent" if you'll eat a bug.
Wally: Say what?
The Boss: eat a bug.
The Boss: I didn't have much luck with the other management techniques so Im kinda winging it now.
Wally:Do i get to pick the bug?
The boss: Its way more motivational if I pick the bug.
Dilbert: How did your evaluation go?
Dilbert: Do I get a bun?
The boss: You guys are never happy.