"What's your position on gun ownership, Dogbert?"
"I believe everybody should have the right to own guns."
"What about automatic weapons?"
"I'm all for them."
"Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers, too."
"I believe that all citizens should have the weapons of their choice."
"However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition."
"Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of you Goobers with anything more dangerous than string."
"What about Charleton Heston?"
"I'd keep the string away from him."