Dilbert: You can't copyright the static on blank TV channels!
Dogbert: "I already did."
Dilbert: "You can't let my company pay fifty billion dollars to buy your so-called film library."
Dogbert: "I already am."
Dilbert: "I may have to blow the whistle on this deal."
DOgbert: "It'll have to be a nose whistle - I copyrighted everything else."