Bob the dinosaur; gives wedgies to corporate people who deserve it.
I don't understand any of our projects, I cut the ones with "E" In their names.
BOB: What was that letter?
Wally: we doubled our costs, to add back up systems.
Dilbert: You ant be too careful.
Bob: two at once. In case one enjoys it.
Market segmentation is the key.
Dont improve the product just find dumber customers!
BOB: These guys know how to delegate!
You're the new VP of wedgies.