"Hi guys, how are your families?"
"Why are you pretending to be interested in our personal lives?"
"It's a management technique to increase your job satisfaction without giving you more money."
"My plan is to boost your intangible benefits while continuing to chisel away at your salaries."
"But enough about me...how are those families of yours?"
"My wife divorced me because you make me work so many hours."
"This job lowers my self-esteem too much to attract a mate."
"Tell them I said 'hi'."