Dilbert: "I've never seen you do any real work around here, Irv. How do you get away with it?"
IRV: "I wrote the code for our accounting system back in the mid-eighties. It's a million lines of undocumented spaghetti logic."
DILBERT: "It's the Holy Grail of technology!!"
IRV: "You boys may find a little extra in your envelopes this month."