Ratbert: My name is Ratbert. I fear the information superhighway.
Like most of you, my problem started because I never learned to type.
I thought only secretaries needed to type.
Then the computers came. At first I dismissed them as mere toys for men with no social skills.
Soon they were everywhere.
I would invent elaborate excuses to avoid computers. I was caught in my own web of deception.
MAN: This is "alcoholics anonymous"
Ratbert: I didn't interrupt you.
Man: Can we talk about me now?