The Boss: Let's each share our accomplishments for the month.
Dilbert: To the untrained observer it might seem like I didn't accomplish anything. However, I did strategically "position" my project by socializing it within the company.
Dilbert: Then Wally and I help a "tiger team" lock up session.
Then I prepared the executive briefing package for the big meeting that got cancelled. Since then Ive spent most if my time looking for the best project management software to use.
And I did it all within ten percent of my budget goal,
Dilbert: Looking good.
Wally: wow all I did was that tiger thing.