"Hear me, all downtrodden cubicle workers!"
"I have come to form a union to improve your working conditions!"
"We can't join a union. We're salaried."
"I think it's against the law, or something."
"You've got long hours, no overtime, shrinking benefits and no job security. You must act now!"
"You're confusing us with people who have spines."
"Don't worry, I brought strap-on porta-spines for everybody."
"I demand a bigger cubicle!"
"Nobody will take advantage of us ever again!"
"Now, let's talk about union dues."