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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags summarized accomplishments, ceo, converts waste into penicillain, calirovoyant, invented wool, sheep, believe me

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"Have you summarized your accomplishments for our CEO?" "Almost done." "Okay - My body converts toxic waste into penicillin, I'm clairvoyant, and I invented wool." "I thought sheep invented wool." "Who are you gonna believe, them or me?"

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