"I'd like to boost morale by presenting this 'Attaboy' certificate to Willy."
"It's Wally, not Willy."
"I becomes an A with a dot over it."
"Anyway, this is for your good work on the Alpha project."
"Thanks, but I didn't work on the Alpha project."
"Get out of my sight, you lazy imposter!"
"With a little bit of luck, I can pull this out."
"I give you your Indian name: Wallyina"