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"Friends Explained"
"A Very Special 'Dilbert'."
"Close friends."
"May I borrow your gum?"
"Sure, reach in and take what you need."
"Buddies"
"May I borrow your hammer?"
"Why not use your forehead as usual?"
"Work Friends"
"So, how's your wife?"
"Dead, same as last week."
"Boyfriend/girlfriend (stereotypical view)"
"Love."
"Lust."
"Boyfriend/girlfriend (modern correct view)"
"Lust."
"Television."
"Platonic friends"
"Television?"
"Lust."
"Man's Best Friend"
"By my estimate there are 2.6 billion females who do NOT desire you."
"Name them."
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