"It has come to my attention that you used the fax for personal business."
"I sent the fax during lunch. It was a local call."
"You're using up all of our fax paper."
"No, I sent a fax. The paper doesn't travel through the phone lines."
"You used the company's electricity."
"I had a friend fax us a wad of extra electricity."
"I'm using it right now to power my pc."
"Did you get any extra electricity? My pc is out."
"Press the button on the back and I'll fax you some."