"I brought Dilbert, in case you have any technical questions about our product."
"Heh-heh...engineers don't know how to lie. The truth will be mine."
"Ted said your product is bug-free. Is that true Dilbert?"
"Well, yes, that's true."
"I mean, basically true. Technicaly true. Sort of."
"No-o-o!! It's a lie! All the bugs were reclassified as security features just to make the ship date!!"
"And we both think you could be attractive if you'd just do SOMETHING with your hair."
"Why did I bring you along?"
"The evidence suggests that you're stupid."