The Boss: "I just had my annual meeting with our Vice President."
"We decided to combine your project with Project 'Bigfoot' because they're basically the same."
Dilbert: "They're not the same! It only seems like it to you because you don't understand either project!"
"Oh, well. It's too late to do anything. I told him they were the same."
Dilbert: "Just call him and say you were wrong."
The Boss: "I can see why you're not in management."
"The logical solution is to wait for the next budget cut and eliminate your project, thus solving two problems."
Dilbert: "There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."