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The Boss: "Our project is six months behind schedule."
"Meanwhile, our technology has become obsolete and the users' requirements have changed."
"Any suggestions?"
Dilbert: "Let's stubbornly plod along and deliver the useless product that was originally requested."
Wally: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"
"We should restart every time something changes. That way we'll never be held accountable for results!"
Alice: "You losers can work it out alone. I heard there's a job opening on project Caribou."
The Boss: "Next on the agenda: our weekly team-building excercise."
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