Tuesday April 18,
1995
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Tags dogbert, financial advisor, sticks, nuuities, capital gains, reduce income taxes, give me money, die a pauper
Transcript
A prospective client sits across from Dogbert's desk. Dogbert says, "Stocks . . . annuities . . . derivatives . . . capital gains tax . . ." Dogbert shouts, "It's all too confusing for you!! Give me all your money now or you'll die a pauper!! Now! Now!! Before interest rates fall!! As he signs a document, the client says, "Will this reduce my income taxes?" Dogbert says, "More than you might guess."



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