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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dogbert, #corporate jet pilot, #captain speaking, #land safely, #ceo, #not funny

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The corporate jet flies through the air. From the cockpit, Dogbert announces, "This is your captain speaking . . ." Dogbert sits at the controls with the microphone in his hand. He continues, "If you'd like to land safely, there's something I've always wanted to see a CEO do." The CEO puts his head out of the airplane window and sticks out his tongue. He thinks, "This is so NOT funny."