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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags original timeline, 12 months, pitched in, exact end date, cold dark, cheunk, coal, size, forehead, need flashlights, sweaters, nippy

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The Boss sits at a desk. Dilbert reads a printout and says, "Our original project time line was twelve months . . . But since you pitched in to help . . ." Dilbert continues, "I don't have an exact date, but it's roughly the same time that the sun becomes a cold dark chunk of coal the size of your forehead." The Boss says, "We'll need flashlights." Dilbert says, "And sweaters. It could get nippy."