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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #alternatives, #analysis, #coworker not boss, #information, #urgent need, #analysis of alternatives, #science

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A man enters Dilbert's cubicle, hands him a document and says, "I need this information today. Plus a complete analysis of the alternatives." Dilbert crinkles the paper and stuffs it in the wastebasket. The man says, "That wasn't nice." Dilbert responds, "In today's lesson, you learn that you're my co-worker, not my boss."