Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #supreme ruler, #earth, #landslide, #low votor, #benevolent ruler, #caning, #olympic event

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Dogbert stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "The votes are in. I've been elected to the position of Supreme Ruler of Earth." Dogbert says, "I won in a landslide, thanks to low voter turnout and the fact that I voted for myself many times." Dilbert says, "I hope you'll be a benevolent ruler." Dogbert says, "I think I'll make caning an Olympic event."


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