Dilbert: Carolf, I need yo document your procedure for ordering office supplies. Its and ISO 9000 requirement.
Carol: If someone asks for something, I check first the supply cabinet first. Then I say, "Theres one left You can't have it because then we'd be all out"
Carol: Then I spend the rest of the day complaining about the person who asked.
Dilbert: Uh - Oh....Im out of ink.