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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags canceling life insurance, catbert, evil hr director, extend vacations, family freindly, no longer allow, remove incentives, time off for death, kill relatives

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Catbert stands at his desk and types, "Effective immediately, the company will no longer allow time off for the death of a family member." Catbert continues, "This 'family friendly' policy will remove your incentive to extend vacations by killing relatives." Catbert continues, "And more good news: we're canceling your life insurance so your family won't try to snuff you out either."

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