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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #catbert, #evil hr diretor, #company's goal, #double efficiency, #downsize, #marketing, #good at math, #business

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Catbert says, "The company's goal is to double the efficiency of all employees." Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Question: If we double our efficiency, won't you downsize half of us?" Alice and Wally sit on either side of him. Catbert says, "Don't talk to anyone in marketing. They aren't so good at math."