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Tags dogbert the ceo, stock price, personal gain, budget cuts, products, relevant

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Caption: Dogbert the C.E.O. Dogbert sits at head of table surrounded by workers. Dogbert says, "I've decided to manipulate our stock price for personal gain." Dogbert continues, "I'll spin off a few divisions, buy back some of our stock and announce massive budget cuts." Worker asks Dogbert, " you even know what products we make?" Dogbert replies, "How would that be relevant?"