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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags evil, catbert, hr director, temporary employee, asks employee, want fulltime status, orientation program

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Catbert sits at a desk. A man sits on the other side. Catbert says, "You've been a great temporary employee. Would you like to be a permanent one?" The man says, "Yes!" Catbert says, "Ha ha ha!!! You simple fool!!!" The man says, "What was that?" Catbert, "That was your employee orientation program."