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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #rash o fthefts, #cubicles, #suspect, #fat, #slow witted, #stops short, #naming alice

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The boss reads from a piece of paper at the conferance table. The boss says, "There's been a rash of thefts from cubicles." The boss says, "The subject is described as fat and slow-witted, with pointy hair." The boss says, "The bulletin stops short of actually naming her Alice." Wally and Dilbet both turn to look at Alice.