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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #care about you, #improve morale, #illegal, #health, #least possible way

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The boss, standing behind Alice sitting at her computer says, "Alice, I care about you..." The boss adds, "But only enough to improve your morale, not enough to be illegal in any way." The boss continues saying, "So, tell me about you health in the least specific way possible."