Monday November 29,
1999
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Tags iso 9000, falsify documents, comapliance, liance, fraud, cheat, lie, steal, boss
Transcript
Wally, the boss, and Dilbert are in a meeting. The boss says, "In addition to ISO 9000, we will strive to be QS-9000 compliant." The boss continues, "That means falsifying the following documents: QSR, APQP, FMEA, MSA, SPC, PPAP and QSA." "Remember, you can't spell compliance without "liance"..."



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