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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, dilbert not buying it, excuses, get information, hate people, promise, resentment, saves time, advance

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Dilbert is sitting at a table with a co-worker. The co-worker tells Dilbert: "I'll get this information for you." Dilbert replies: "No you won't. You'll wait until I hunt you down and then you'll say you were too busy." On the couch at home with Dogbert, Dilbert says: "Today I started hating people in advance." Dogbert replies: "It saves time."