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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #feel harassed, #multi celled life form, #resume, #shake hands, #yelp

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During an interview, the Boss says to the cell "Your resume says you're a multi-celled life form." The Boss continues, "That's exactly what we're looking for!" The Boss begins shaking the cell. "I'm trying to shake hands. If you feel harassed in any way just let out a yelp."