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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #halluciantaing, #dilbert, #punish, #ambiguous, #untraceable, #die dilbert

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The boss is sitting at his desk thinking, "Did Dilbert do something terrible or am I hallucinating?" The boss continues to think, "I'd better play it safe and punish him in ways that are ambiguous and untraceable." A woman stands behind Dilbert and says, "I had to change your network password to 'Die-Dilbert-Die' and I can't say why."