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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags billion shares, dot com subsidary, fire everyone, presdient, raise, stock, promoting

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The Boss says to Dilbert, "I'm promoting you to president of our dot-com subsidiary." The Boss says to Dilbert, "Your job is to fire everyone." Dilbert asks, "Would I get a raise?" The Boss answers, "How does a billion shares of stock sound?"

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