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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags unemployed, drive electric car, abs, not romantic, turn on, socialize, mingle, party, drinks

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Dilbert approaches a woman at a party and says, "I'm unemployed and I drive an electric car." Dilbert continues, "These are my abs. I talk too much about myself and I'm not romantic." Dilbert continues, "I realize it's a long shot but does any of that turn you on?"