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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #new guy, #no assignment, #looking for project, #ineffectual, #good attendance, #head nodding

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A new employee approaches Dilbert and says, "I'm a new guy with no assignment. I'm looking for a project to horn into." The new employee continues, "But don't be threatened by me. I'm exceptionally ineffectual." The new employee continues, "I'm trying to build a career based on good attendance and head-nodding."