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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #accounting gimmicks, #accounting records, #destroy records, #illegal, #make confusing, #stockholders

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Dilbert says to The Boss, "Stockholders are worried that our profits are nothing but accounting gimmicks." The Boss responds, "I'm putting you in charge of destroying all of our accounting records." Dilbert says, "That's illegal." The Boss responds, "Oh. Then just make them more confusing."