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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags investment banker, merger success, corrupt auditors, corrupt cfo, stock analysts, greedy bankers, clueless board memebers

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Headline: Dogbert the Investment Banker. Dogbert says to The Boss, "We have all of the elements to make the merger a success." Dogbert continues, "... Corrupt auditors, corrupt CEO, corrupt stock analysts, greedy bankers and clueless board members." The Boss asks, "And you?" Dogbert replies, "What are you implying?"

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