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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #health, #life expectency, #current workload, #two peoples jobs, #six months, #five months, #shop, #card

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Dilbert is sitting at his computer. He points to the screen and says to Dogbert, "I calculated the impact of work on my health and life expectancy." Dilbert continues, "At my current workload, doing two people's jobs, I have... six months to live." Dogbert responds, "Remind me in five and a half months so I can shop for a card."