Dilbert: Im taking my business case too some venture capitalists.
Im hoping that their wisdom and resources will make it a billion dollar company.
Dilbert: Would you like some free stock?
Dilbert: What would I do without the support of my loved one?
CEO: What would the cash flow look like if....
....Revenue was zero, microsoft and IBM entered the market , your factory burned down and a piano fell on your head?
And what about civil unrest, lawsuits, natural disasters and locusts?
Dilbert: ...Then the little one slapped me.
Dogbert: Now RE_E_EL them in.