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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #unspecified short comings, #co worker, #accuser, #witness protection program, #boss, #meeting, #business

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Dilbert sits in The Boss' office. The Boss says, "A co-worker who shall remain nameless has accused you of unspecified shortcomings." The Boss continues, "Your accuser has been placed in the witness protection program." Dilbert asks, "You have a program for that?" The Boss replies, "Actually, I just forget who says what."