The boss: "Hey, it's a customer!"
The boss: "You're in luck; our next version has every feature you'll ever want!"
Man: "It does?"
"I was ready to buy your current version... but I guess I'll wait."
The Boss: "When will our new version be ready?"
Dilbert: "In a year."
"The new version will leapfrog our competition."
Man: "Leapfrog? That implies that they have better products right now."
The Boss: "BUY OUR PRODUCT, YOU STINKIN' PILE OF CRUD!!"
"I have to run. Try not to blow the sale."