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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags hate people, never allowed shoes, dogbert, hows my walking, dial, 1800

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"I plan to make bumper stickers for pedestrians that say, 'How am I walking? Call 1-800 blah, blah, blah.'" "If you call the number and report people, they'll never again be allowed to purchase shoes!" "The best part about hating people is that I never run out of great ideas."

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