Alice: "Ted, what's the budget for Research and Development?"
Ted: "It's confidential. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Hee hee!"
Alice: "I've never heard that one. It's very witty."
Alice: "Allow me to show my appreciation with the following fake laugh."
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Alice: "Those are my real teeth. I need them back."