Asok: "May I move to one of the empty cubicles?"
The Boss: "Those are full-size cubicles; interns get half-size cubicles."
Asok: "Yes... ordinarily, but there are hundreds of vacant cubicles because of downsizing."
The Boss: "I'm not following you."
Asok: "They're EMPTY! They will never be occupied. I want to use one."
The Boss: "We don't have the budget to turn a full-size cubicle into a half-size cubicle just for you."
"GAAA!!! That's not what I... never mind! Forget it!"
"Furthermore, I do not believe this is a half-size cubicle."