The Boss: "I hired my wife to be our new receptionist."
Boss: "I foresee no problems whatsoever."
Wife: "Hey, Dipweed!"
"Go buy me a bagel and a cappuccino."
"Then wash my car and fill the gas tank."
"NOW DANCE FOR ME, LITTLE MAN! HA HA! DANCE OR I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED!!!"
"How may I help you? Have a nice day!"
The boss: "Stop dancing in the lobby. My wife is trying to work."