Dilbert: "I discovered a hole in our internet security."
The Boss: "What?!!"
"Good grief, man! How could you put a hole in our internet?"
Dilbert: "I didn't PUT it there. I FOUND it... and it's not.."
The boss: "It's your job to fix that hole. I want you to work 24-7!"
"Actually, that's NOT my job. But I'll inform our network management group."
THE BOSS: "PASSING THE BUCK!!! YOU'RE A BUCK PASSER!!!!"
DILBERT: "Forget it! There's no hole! It got better!"
THE BOSS: "That's more like it."
THE BOSS: "I fixed the internet."