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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags new chip, slower, claim fastest, benchmark test, used old drivers, wearing a wire, marketing, crime, business

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Dilbert: "Our new chip is slower than our competition's products." The Boss: "We'll claim we're the fastest. If anyone does benchmark tests, we'll say they used old drivers." Dilbert: "Whenever I talk to you, I feel like I should be wearing a wire." The boss: "Since when is marketing a crime?"

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