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Asok: "I heard that you got approval to hire a new Senior Engineer."
"As an intern, I have performed all the functions of a Senior Engineer for the past five years. I am now ready for promotion."
The Boss: "I plan to hire someone from outside the company."
"Must control tiny fists of intern fury."
The Boss: "I have the approval to fill the Senior Engineer position but there's a ban on hiring new interns."
"So, if I promote you, my empire... oops... I mean my department won't grow."
Ask: "Gaaaa! My despair has turned into a searing psychological pain! Ow ow ow!"
"That reminds me, I need you to train the new guy."
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