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Tags paranoid, emplooyees, trying to kill, pauses between words, no payment, ruled out paranoia, session, therapist session, crazy, couch, offensive, cheap, reluctance to heal

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The Boss: I think my employees are trying t kill me. Am I paranoid? The boss: put your answer in an metal. O spot want to be paying for the pauses between you words. Therapist: Ive ruled out paranoia. The Boss: phew thats a relief.