Dilbert: "Maybe I should sell this house and get a newer one."
Dogbert: "I'll be the real estate agent."
Dilbert: "I said maybe."
Dogbert: "A good real estate agent doesn't know the meaning of that word."
Dilbert: "Things are moving too fast. I've lost control of the process."
Dogbert: "Pack your stuff, waffler. Escrow closes in ten days."